Thursday, February 3, 2011

Ice, ice baby (I need some)


I love Fit Hop, honestly, I do but Jessica's Old School Fit Hop routine last night just about did me in. 

I don't have the energy to even talk about the puddles of sweat pouring off my body, or how I crawled out of bed cursing Jessica and her damn "running man" moves. 

But I did wake up singing Vanilla Ice... 

Forgive my cheesy rendition of an old classic (jump back!), but I think it about sums up how I feel this morning.


*clears throat*

Ice ice baby
(I need some) ice ice baby

All right, stop, my body says listen
My knee is throbbing with absolute conviction
Something in my abs is knotted up tight
Ribs are bruised like I got in a fight
Will it ever stop, yo! not a chance
As long as I’m fit hopping at J’Adore Dance
To the extreme I bust moves like a vandal
Now I’m so tired, I’m blown out like a candle
Love it or leave it, I’m losing lots of weight
Even when I miss the bull’s eye steps, and just play
If there’s a problem, Yo! J’Adore will solve it
Check out my “What?” while Jessica revolves it

Ice, ice baby
(I need some) ice ice baby

This morning my body is jumping
With adrenaline kicked in, my heartbeat is pumping
Quick to the point, most of the moves I’m faking
Cuz Sunday morning I want a pound of bacon
Sweating on the dance floor, though I’m not so nimble
I go back in time when I hear a cymbal
Old school hip hop  beats with a souped up tempo
I’m on a roll, think it’s time to go solo
(Just kidding!)

Ice, ice baby
(I need some) ice ice baby

Current weight: 191
Target weight: 150

- Dawn

PS - this was me in high school, when Vanilla Ice was cool. Note: I have the BIGGEST hair and the rocking Miami Dolphons jacket with the hoop earrings. HAWT. (Stop laughing!)


5 comments:

  1. HAHAHAHA!!

    Great. Now I have that song stuck in my head too! Arrrggggghhhhh!

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  2. You should TOTALLY send that to Weird Al!

    And, PS, totally hot! :)

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  3. OMG YOU ARE SO AWESOME!!! That totally made my day :)

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  4. This post hit it right on the head! I loved Old School Fit Hop, but mu body didn't!! Love your parody Hon!! xoxo

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  5. Hey did anyone one else notice it looks like he's about to chow down on a snail?

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