Ice, ice baby (I need some)

I love Fit Hop, honestly, I do but Jessica's Old School Fit Hop routine last night just about did me in. 

I don't have the energy to even talk about the puddles of sweat pouring off my body, or how I crawled out of bed cursing Jessica and her damn "running man" moves. 

But I did wake up singing Vanilla Ice... 

Forgive my cheesy rendition of an old classic (jump back!), but I think it about sums up how I feel this morning.

*clears throat*

Ice ice baby

(I need some) ice ice baby

All right, stop, my body says listen

My knee is throbbing with absolute conviction

Something in my abs is knotted up tight

Ribs are bruised like I got in a fight

Will it ever stop, yo! not a chance

As long as I’m fit hopping at J’Adore Dance

To the extreme I bust moves like a vandal

Now I’m so tired, I’m blown out like a candle

Love it or leave it, I’m losing lots of weight

Even when I miss the bull’s eye steps, and just play

If there’s a problem, Yo! J’Adore will solve it

Check out my “What?” while Jessica revolves it

Ice, ice baby

(I need some) ice ice baby

This morning my body is jumping

With adrenaline kicked in, my heartbeat is pumping

Quick to the point, most of the moves I’m faking

Cuz Sunday morning I want a pound of bacon

Sweating on the dance floor, though I’m not so nimble

I go back in time when I hear a cymbal

Old school hip hop  beats with a souped up tempo

I’m on a roll, think it’s time to go solo

(Just kidding!)

Ice, ice baby

(I need some) ice ice baby

Current weight: 191

Target weight: 150

- Dawn

PS - this was me in high school, when Vanilla Ice was cool. Note: I have the BIGGEST hair and the rocking Miami Dolphons jacket with the hoop earrings. HAWT. (Stop laughing!)